Reba Quotes

Post quotes by Reba here. This is a fun thing to do. Example: "Top that Penny."

Here are some:

Reba: Craaaaaaaaaaaaap

Van Montgomery: GOD! it spells god.

Cheyenne: Kyra, guess what Elisabeth's first word was.
Kyra: Help?

Barbra Jean: You're not the boss of me
Reba: If I was your boss I would be sleeping with you right now.

Reba: Did you just say you're quittin' school?
Van: Yeah
Reba: Go grab me a stick.

Brock: Knock knock
Lori ann: who's there moron
moron who, moron who says knock knock while comming in a room

Reba show Quote:

Barbra Jean: Boop! You've got mail!
[opens Kyra's laptop and makes poses]
Reba: [to Brock] Boop! You've got a goof-ball!

My favorite Reba Mcentire quote:

Be different, stand out, and work your butt off.

Reba: Cheyenne. Kyra, was not the monster. You were. You were the "B".

Reba Hart: Cheyenne I have tons of cute maternity clothes left from when I had Jake.
Cheyenne Hart-Montgomery: No offense mom but you were 35, I'm like half that.

[when Kyra is out five minutes late after getting her driver's license]
Barbra Jean: She's not picking up! Do you know what this means?
Reba: She has Caller ID?

Reba Hart: We're survivors.

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Reba: [when Van gets an injury involving his spine and tail bone] It's a mother-in-law's job to make the best of a bad situation.
Van Montgomery: [sarcastically] I thought it was a mother-in-law's job to make butt-jokes about her son-in-law.
Reba: We wear many hats.

MY FAVORITE REBA QUOTE IS WHEN REBA SAYS IN HER SHOW CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
NOW THAT QUOTE RUBBED OFF ON ME THATS WHAT I SAY WHEN THINGS DONT COME OUT RIGHT CRAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!

"You can't sweat the little stuff.That's what will kill you." Reba said. I think it is totally true and good advice.

Some of my favorites from the show

Barbara Jean: Ok, Reba, just in case the surgery doesn't go well...Any last words?
Reba: Bite me

Van: Wow that's fancy, Mrs. H.
Reba: Well. Fancy's my name.

Reba: Porpoise Poop!



" To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone"

Episode: And The Grammy Goes To....

Barbra Jean: Kyra. Don't be rude. Say thank you to Grammy.

Grammy (Brock's mom): Now why would she do that Barbra Lynn? If she don't like it, then she don't like it. Do you think it's right to teach children to be dishonest?

Barbra Jean: [nervous] no. [starting to squeal]

I just thought of this one:

REBA: What kind of MO-RON can't make toast???

Reba: Barbra Jean, you don't have to hang in my window like that, just keep completely off the property.