Favorite Quotes from Season 2

"Reba: It's Jake's Party, Cry If You Want To
Barbra Jean: Aw, there's my Reba-Rooba-Roo!
Reba: [cheerfully] And if you all me that again and I'm gonna slap the blonde right off ya!

Reba just tells it like it is:)

I think that was my mom's first favorite episode we both miss new episodes. I hate that it ended right when you were really wanting to see what else happened.

Reba: Yeah, but I did mine out of love, you did yours because you're a butt.

Reba: There's no chance of that happening! Not even if hell froze over, thawed, froze over again, thawed, froze over

Reba: [to Van] Why are there stickers everywhere?
Van: I'm just commiting Van-dalism

Grammy: Reba, don't you think it was a mistake for Brock to marry Barbra Jim? [I like when she gets Barbra Jean's name wrong]

Reba: Not one sane lady has 400 beanie babies
Barbra Jean: Excuse me, 412. And that doesn't make me crazy. That makes me the secretary of the whole beanie babies club.

Cheyenne: I'm telling you mom, we heard it.
Van: Yeah. It was like (Van starts imitating the noise)
Reba: Oh my gosh. There's a monkey with a peg leg in the kitchen.

in the first couple seasons, they always say, "whats that supposed to mean?"....

do any of you notice that? kinda weird. lol.