Favorite Quotes from Season 3

Barbra Jean :I can't live with an evil presence in my house.

Reba: Then you shouldn't have married him

LOL! Love that one!

Reba: Are you having an affair?
Brock: A what?
Reba: An affair. You know, that thing you periodically do that ruins everyone's life, so you can feel 17 again?


Terry: My wife dumped me for some big blonde goofball.
Reba: Hey, me too!

Barbra Jean: No, you can't talk to her teacher! Otherwise, you'll be smashed into a locker with chalk up your nose and duct tape in your hair!
Brock: Oh honey, I'm sorry. I wish I could've been there to protect you.
Reba: Except you were 34